Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 6, 2015

baileys bagels

an amazing person who loves chassidy cause chassidy is her best friend in florida
bagels also is very hyper and funny and sensitive

baileys bagels is pretty chill and got sad when chass left

by buuuumble beeezz July 30, 2016

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about

I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023