Baker

Someone who takes gas station hot dogs from the rollers without ever offering to pay for them. This person is usually overwieght without knowing it even though it's painfully obvious to others.

Noun: That guy is a real BAKER, look at him over there staring at the roller grill.

by oscarmeyerweinertheif December 7, 2010

Baker

douchebag that has a reciding hairline and has a small penis

This dude is a Baker!

by XXXthemanXXX April 22, 2010

Baker

A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.

Uh oh hear comes a baker

by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009

Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

Crazy Baker

A Fucking Retarded Maniac

"You're one Crazy Baker"

by Carson CCCCBAKE November 25, 2007

Niffle Baker

Hot pimp, whose activities include chasing after girls, loving life, and rowing boats!

That guy is such a ladies man, he's obvisouly a Niffle Baker!

by Dannnnnnnielle June 24, 2009

fish baker

the art of sticking cod, salmon or any other fish up ones vagina and slowly baking it under the sun. After four days of slowly roasting the end product is removed and is eaten up the asshole.

Oliver: What you having for lunch?

Henry: dunno my fat ass mum is one of those FISH BAKERS!

Oliver: Your weird get the fuck away from me.

by H&O December 4, 2010