Maximum burrito capacity 

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

Maximum burrito capacity by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019

sad burrito 

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

sad burrito by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

angry burrito 

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.

Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito

angry burrito by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

Fat-man Burrito 

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

Fat-man Burrito by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

big momma's burrito 

Another term for a female's vagina after a full night of gangbang.

The next morning I woke up with a big momma's burrito!

big momma's burrito by doucheoreilly November 23, 2011

The Golden Burrito 

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

The Golden Burrito by Lisaharv September 4, 2015

new jersey burrito 

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.

"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"

"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"

new jersey burrito by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016