Hot boy breakfast 

Eating a massive, unhealthy breakfast on your day off. Typically while wearing minimal clothing.

“Sorry, but I can’t go to church with you. I’m having my hot boy breakfast”

Hot boy breakfast by Jangalangalang December 26, 2022

Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast 

people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast”

fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast

Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast by dance.groom3 April 4, 2023

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

Crusty Breakfast Burrito 

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

Crusty Breakfast Burrito by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008

japanese breakfast 

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

japanese breakfast by Mathetron January 26, 2007

Columbian breakfast 

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

Columbian breakfast by Plude Gist October 24, 2009

Burmese Breakfast 

The act of doing a handstand, while your partner cracks an egg in your ass/crotch region, and eats.

Noun; I got plastered last night and ended up doing the Burmese Breakfast with my roommate.

Verb; I am going to Burmese Breakfast the shit out of you.

Burmese Breakfast by SodyCommers October 15, 2013