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Andre

• hot
• funny
pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
submissive and breedable
Wow I want to fuck Andre so bad, he is so hot.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Andre

Nice loving, gets all the bitches And has a big dick.
by Dreeeee November 22, 2021
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Andre

Smh Andre ? That's the boul who out here fucking niggas bitches 🤦🏽 ♂️
by Mack103 June 18, 2018
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Andre

Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.
Oh shit its an Andre! Quick use the coins!
by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021
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The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
by El doritos November 1, 2021
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Andre

I want to find an Andre that will go to town on my butt
by Asseater4lyfe December 8, 2016
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Andre

person 1 : Is that andre !!?!?
person 2 : so sexy so hot so sexy
by Peeorududiiejejwidj November 21, 2021
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