a short little (usually) european thot who is obsessed over by guys except she likes the ugliest guys. She is a confident little person who is scared of the topic about anything freaky. A lot of people like her and her voice is very high and loud when she yells. Alannah is a leader but she cares about people. Keep an Alannah in your life.
by chich2905 October 22, 2019
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by Alexis7777777 January 30, 2020
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Alana is really cute sometimes dumb. But is the best girl you’ll me. You’ll never want to leave her.
by Yeet42069666 August 20, 2019
Get the Alana mug.Alana is the definition of perfect. She’ll be there for you 100 percent of the time. Her loyalty is unlike anyone else’s. She stand up for you when you’re not there. You’ll never get bored talking to her because she can always keep a conversation going. She kind of slow but gets really good grades. Her smile warms up the whole room. She’s beautiful and doesn’t know it. She has the most adorable eyes and the cutest laugh. Alanas have the quickest comebacks and sassiest attitudes. She often falls for boys with curly hair and green or brown eyes. Her best friend is just like her and usually are the two funniest people.
by jessicaalbret February 27, 2020
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by Jealousbizzle December 30, 2019
Get the Alana mug.noun 1. A sickness developed within alanon groups, and it's members. It is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. Common everyday assholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.
ALANON-ITIS
Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.
Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!
Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,
Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge
Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.
Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing
Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.
Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!
Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,
Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge
Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.
Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing
by larryisajerk November 1, 2008
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