gold addict

someone who is obsessed with goldfish

: GUY:1- hey man watcha eatin?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH
GUY:1- oh so your a gold addict?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH

by that drippyswaggerhomie March 22, 2021

Porn Addict

Kav

Kav is such a porn addict that he lost all his fwends because of it 3:

by SoftPawb September 30, 2024

Drug addiction

Something you call an extra-marital relationship that you cant stop thinking about, craving, seeking to completely fill your desires that you have never thought possible.

She/he is my drug addiction.

by Steak and Oreo April 16, 2021

addictional

A word for eloquent when it comes to hair, specifically.

You: WOW Brad Pitt’s hair is sooo addictional, don’t ya think?

Me: ah yes, VERY addictional.

by Jo3295:) May 17, 2021

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Mouse-Addict

Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.

stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"

by ZimSchola February 6, 2020

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)

Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024