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Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.
Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef
by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
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Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.
Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.
by cherrybizomb December 12, 2016
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Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
by John Willcox December 15, 2016
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cinammon queef

When you're going down on her and she's so fucking dry, you choke and cough out dust!
She was so fucking fucking dry I coughed up a cinammon queef!
by vette376 December 17, 2016
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facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016
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Queef Stain

A queef stain is a pussy fart that’s so wet, that the juices get stuck on your underwear and you are unable to get it out
Oh crap, I jut got a queef stain. I better change my underwear before it stains through my pants.
by YeetSandel June 26, 2019
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Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.
I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.
by Odd_James June 27, 2019
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