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Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try
Hours later
Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
Lewis: I’ll try
Hours later
Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023
“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”
by All knowing queer September 24, 2020
Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012
The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.
*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*
Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.
Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.
Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.
Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.
by Mitch.Swan July 07, 2022
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by deadpixel January 26, 2015