Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.

"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"

by Lacara4d December 25, 2019

mad shrek

expression of anger, or mad

“are you mad shrek”
“yes”

by rybreadddd December 27, 2023

Shreks cum

Big cum man guy

Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum

by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him

Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY

Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD

Kat: cmere 😏😏

by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.

Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?

by boatedRus April 14, 2025