Randi Rajiv

This is the biggest Randi in the whole world of slags who doesn’t care about looks or personality, but only the hole 🙏. Very round and oval shaped person who is very keen and determined to call female friends, especially when he is bored at 3am wasted on coke like the cretinous beast he is.

What!? He went out to eat with that girl but he told me he was at work! Classic Randi Rajiv.

by IAMBEAST6969 November 23, 2021

Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Dirty Randy

When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.

Doritos!? I'm so mad I'm about to go Dirty Randy mode!

by Fart Maniac June 14, 2023

A randy

When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts

Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy

by Jokes22 June 20, 2023

Randy

Dick, It means dick. Randy means dick. came from “big dick randy”

“Wanna see my randy?

“Come here so i can show you my randy.*

by HelloBIGDICKRANDY July 6, 2024

The Randy Meatball Invitational

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)

Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

by fgbgob June 1, 2025

Big dick randy

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son

I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."

by pluh500 April 2, 2024