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Carl

Carl is the kid who gets no bitches.
Boy: Hey is that Carl?

Friend: Ya I heard he gets no bitches.
by Louiek34 May 19, 2022
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Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.
"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025
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Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.
"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."
by Read it! July 11, 2025
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Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.
"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly April 23, 2018
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Carl

Carl is the future, he will be the hope of the people.

Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.
Carl is the best
by Craftyo321 December 1, 2019
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Carl Down

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016
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Carling

The action of spiking a cupcake into the ground
Yo, want to join me and my friends in some Carling tonight?
by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024
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