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Matthew 21:18

A part of the bible where Jesus curses a fig tree for not bearing fruit when needed. 21:18 is seen by many as a funny or memorable part of the bible, but it has good meaning to it.
Matthew 21:18
Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.

Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
by Ryori August 10, 2018
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December 21, 2012

The day the Mayan calendar ends, but not exactly the end of the world. The Mayan calendar is just like our standard calendar only they created a longer one, most likely their calendar was ment to repeat... not just end. So don't worry the world will be around for many thousands of years.
by EvilPrincess13 July 3, 2009
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12/21/2012

Person: What do you think about 12/21/2012?
Me: Total bullshit
by memphis69 November 11, 2011
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21 Gun Salute

A 21 Gun Salute is a Military Honor fired from 21 "Guns" or heavy artiliery or "Canons" NOT Rifles

At military funerals, one often sees three volleys of shots fired in honor of the deceased veteran. This is often mistaken by the laymen as a 21-gun salute, although it is entirely different (in the military, a "gun" is a large-calibered weapon. The three volleys are fired from "rifles," not "guns." Therefore, the three volleys isn't any kind of "gun salute," at all)
Today, the national "21 gun salute" is fired in honor of a national flag, the soverign or chief of state of a foreign nation, a member of a reigning royal family, and the President, ex-President, and President-elect of the United States. It is also fired at noon of the day of the funeral of a President, ex-President, or President-elect, on Washington's Birthday, Presidents Day, and the Fourth of July. On Memorial Day, a salute of 21 minute guns is fired at noon while the flag is flown at half mast. Fifty guns are also fired on all military installations equipped to do so at the close of the day of the funeral of a President, ex-President, or President-elect.
by Ken Adler April 16, 2013
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12/21/2012

Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.
X: What's today?
Y: December 20, 2012, why?
X: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! TOMORROW'S 12/21/2012!!! APOLCALYPSE MOFO! CECIL BD AT URBANDICTIONARY SAID SO!!!
by Cecil B. D. September 12, 2005
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10:21 Feeling

The horniest feeling of mankind. Right at 10:21 P.M. and you want it so bad.
"Oh damn dude, look at the time"
"I know right. That 10:21 feeling is the worst and best at the same time."
"Time to go call Lisa."
"Time to go call Tina."
by whatisgoingonintheworld February 24, 2014
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December 21, 2012

The day the word was "going to end". Some kids at my school were not able to come to school because their parents were scared.

Well guess what folks we made it because today is DECEMBER 22 2012
Person: OH SHIT WE GON DIE DECEMBER 21, 2012
Dude: You are a fucktard TODAY IS THE 22 that means it didn't happen
Person: OHMYGOD NO CHRISTMAS!
Dude: You are retarded I just said it didn't happen which means #WESTILLHAVECHRISTMAS
Person: oh...
Dude: What a stupid person.
by TheDudeWhoIsntDumb December 22, 2012
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