Noob

Just go Play Halo 3 on Xbox Live....

Betrayers (Team Killers)

People who drive enemies into your bases

People who delete your maps

annoying fags on xbox live voice mics

Anyone who wears full recon

Anyone who refuses to admit there a noob

Anyone who is a high level but sucks at the game

If you say someone sucks, and they challenge you to a 1 v. 1 and you win they are a noob, if they win, you are a noob.

You can to experience noobs in your household for a low fee of $60.00 a year with Microsoft's Xbox Live.
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Or Playstation Network for free*

*Any free service for gaming is slower and full of larger amount of noobs (PS3)

by TheOneNoob November 23, 2009

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

Noob Veteran

A Player who has been playing for a prolonged period of time but is still either mediocre or bad

I'm one of those Noob Veterans, I've been playing this game for like 5 years and I still don't have a win.

by Fudjdjjskskdjf September 15, 2019

Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*

noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher

by Rager Helix October 26, 2013