Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

Mommy

the HOT lady that drank my cum

When she bounced on my throbbing penis I screamed "Mommy"

by Random kid that knows stuff February 7, 2022

mommy

Usualy defined by small children as a parental call.

ex; "I could not find my mommy."

by Mans a Full Grown Man That Is March 30, 2022

Mommy material

A very hot female who is called this when attractive/someone finds her attractive, same meaning as daddy material but with a female.

“God you’re such mommy material, you could literally do anything to me”

by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

by Diceberg May 20, 2022

Mommy-Mover

Mini-Van or larger motorized vehicle to haul a plethora of children around.

Jim Bob loved Michelle so much he bought her THREE mommy-movers! Lucky gal!

by over-thinker March 21, 2012

dommy mommy

a random short filo guy with a middle part and a bowl cut in his past life. he plays basketball and a nickname that has dom. dominic your short asf. love, ashley <33

dommy mommy why'd you beat in the bathroom?

by dommymommyisshortasf September 28, 2022