National boink day

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking
Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?
by Nolensbiggay May 28, 2024
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National Flash a Boob day

Girls must flash their boobs once to a lover or friend on March 9th
by TurnAroundIdiot March 09, 2024
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National Effy Day

November 14th is a day dedicated to the best cat to ever set foot on earth…EFFY
Babe wake up, it’s National Effy Day!
by EffyOwner November 15, 2022
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April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
by MayRain April 03, 2023
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national public radio

The lefts answer to Fox news
Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
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National Hit Or Miss Day!!

National Hit Or Miss Day is officially February 19. If you want to participate then go to a store or some place and record yourself yelling “Hit Or Miss” You dont have to participate if you don’t want to.
by Jjisgaygay February 19, 2019
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