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bump off

The gangsters threatened to bump off anyone who snitched to the police. (Note: This is a fictional scenario, and violence is not something to be taken lightly.)
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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haunch off

A verbal battle between two alpha males in order to find out who the real haunch is.
(If two people who think highly of themselves are arguing) "Woah, looks like we got a lil haunch off going"
by hsiidabjkb April 20, 2020
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national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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Fuck-off

(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other
The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"
by Creative Suggestions May 5, 2023
mugGet the Fuck-offmug.

Off-piste bodging

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.
by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021
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Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.
Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
mugGet the Miles off itmug.

Off the quim

I just bought some peng off the quim
by Ess-Heavy December 20, 2014
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