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Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything
by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021
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Bruh dog

Richest person to ever exist they have billions of dollars and is a prophet of islam
by gotentard September 12, 2021
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dog dookie day

Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3
“Hey we should have off of school it’s a holiday!”
oh really ? what holiday?”
“dog dookie day duh”
by bees on a boat March 1, 2022
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Hot dog water

Like hot dog water the leftovers after you boil or micro wave cheap sub par hotdogs like bar S not farmland which is top shelf.

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A nothing ass worthless waste a soul fuckin punk that momma shoulda swallowed him. Like him hot dogvwater is good for nothing . you cant eat it drink it has no nutritional value and looks and smell like burnt silly putty.
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This creamed corn ass hot dog water ass nigga aint shit but a pariah to our community , lets band together and take our homes and peace back the easy or hard way. This guy is a domestic terrorist treason violate him .

itsalmostyesterday1@gmail.com
by Janette Spotavious August 25, 2022
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dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024
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dog

by samgeorhwi June 15, 2018
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dog

gremlin creature that goes WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF ARF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF BARK WOOF ARF
Me: omg hi dog!!
Dog: BARK WOOF ARF ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF
by Hiidef August 17, 2022
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