dogging the boys

when you mention something and then decide to not tell the rest of the story

stop dogging the boys

by Nic the absolute G September 23, 2020

dog burgers

A hamburger cut in half placed in a hot dog bun.

Holy shit! All we have are hot dog buns. Dammit. Dog burgers then, so be it.

by turch July 07, 2013

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 06, 2020

Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 17, 2021

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021