one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

One Direction

The best boy band in the world. Temporarily on hiatus. Formed on the show X Factor. Have dedicated their lives to their fans (known as Directioners). Consists of 5 male singers with the voices of literal angels.
The best people you could ever meet. They're kind, sweet, loving, generous, and are still loved by millions around the world. If they're really so bad then how come they win awards even though they're on hiatus right now? Also, since everyone likes to keep saying they're so gay then how about this... Millions of girls all over the world love 5 gay guys and 0 love you, how does that make you feel? They have the voices of angels that blend amazingly together. They don't even need auto tune

Harry Styles. Hazza
Louis Tomlinson. Tommo
Liam Payne. Payno
Niall Horan. Nialler
Zayn Malik. DJ Malik

I love One Direction

One Direction is the best!

by ImmaDirectionater September 27, 2020

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.

"oh look, it's the... Long one."

by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022

one body too many

Extreme Paranoia

It feels like One Body Too Many at this place.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

One

Peace

A: Peace God
B: Peace
A: I’m headed to old earth house.
B: Aight, “One”
A: “One”

by Justice Supreme January 18, 2024