national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!

“stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

National Alibar Day

This day is when you say Alibar really loud on October 17

Oh shoot, I gotta yell Alibar on national Alibar day

by ThottxxSlayer69 October 15, 2019

National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day!

Be nice to him.

Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die

by Hehfkdjehkeodue June 9, 2021

National send nudes day

It’s national send nudes day!! If you are sent this you must provide that person a nude picture of yourself!

National send nudes day

by For the boys! June 28, 2022

National Freak Day

August 8th, A Day where all freaks can rejoice and celebrate with men / women alike

"Hey man it's national freak day you can do whatever you want"

by Ususuxu August 7, 2024

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022