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baby habit

A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.
Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."
by ghettowordsking April 11, 2014
mugGet the baby habitmug.

Bush Baby

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those
by John Rook December 10, 2018
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
mugGet the Closet babymug.

baby

mari: im baby
all friends: mari baby
by theacool June 12, 2019
mugGet the babymug.

baby bird butt chug

When someone drinks a beer and spits it into your anus
I would really appreciate it if you could get me intoxicated by performing a baby bird butt chug.
by Merica1776 September 1, 2019
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He’s a Baby

In football when someone gets a ball caught over them or they get ran over, they'll call them a baby
You see how that ball flew over his head?? He’s a baby for sure
by ancienthairball September 8, 2025
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