black man's willy

Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.

Hey Johnny, did you see that Black Man's Willy I bet that makes the girls wet.

by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016

Based stick man

A defender of the conservative movement. Bashes liberals over the head with a big ass stick.

"Dude, did you see based stick man clobber that antifa protester?"

by iiPainnz April 24, 2017

The Running Man

A sexual act perfomed by a male and female. Where the female bends over and touches the floor, while the man runs out of the room there in, then stops at a distance where he thinks he can gain enough speed to complete the act...the act is that the man runs back into the room and when he reachs the door he leaps and trys to stick his sex muscle into the girls anal passage way...

Man talking to his friend:
Man 1: Man I tried to do the running man last night and broke my love muscle
Man 2: damn that happened to me before

by JOHN DOE23 May 29, 2008

Man vs Food

A television show on the travel channel in which host Adam Richman travels around the world finding the biggest, greasiest, most insanely delicious food to eat.

Yo did you see "Man vs Food this week? That dude ate this entire plate of sliders and on"ions rings in only 30 minutes!

by Intrepid Dissent July 26, 2010

man love thursday

The term used to describe Middle Eastern men and their activities the night before Friday, the Muslim day of rest. In traditional Muslim countries women are not seen on the streets after dark so men rule the night. Anal sex for many Muslim men is not seen as homosexual. As the anus is used for pleasure. After their Thursday night adventures the men return home and act as if nothing ever happened.

While driving back to base we were visually accosted by the sight of a full blown man love Thursday.

by Jeff P Holmes March 6, 2008

man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.

Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.

by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008

Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008