Butt Palm

When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.

Damn.. that paper in the Porta john gave me a butt palm.

by Kezalex July 5, 2023

Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.

“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.

by That island guy August 8, 2024

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

meany mutt butt head

a very annoying brother

My brother is a meany mutt butt head.

by hi llama llama March 17, 2009

butt-scrambler

A person who is willing, able and frequently scratching his, or acquaintance's butt.

This guy's hand is always in his pants, he's a total butt-scrambler

by seefor1 December 11, 2016

butt shampoo

lather, rinse, repeat… for your cheeks!

Looking clean, she’s probably got that butt shampoo

by waxonjackson420 July 6, 2022

butt metal

A musically watered down style of metal that's meant to be as inoffensive and possible and appeal to the widest demographic possible. Also commonly overlaps with octanecore.

"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)

"Dude, that's some shitty ass butt metal. Do you actually listen to Damageplan?"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"

by mish1 November 12, 2023