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someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.
"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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s me a p o y b

hey gurl s me a p o y b
by imapenisman August 3, 2007
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mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.
He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit
by Custard October 5, 2006
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Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man
Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.
by toiletlord May 17, 2023
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Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.
by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020
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Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock
"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"
by Your guy ty December 11, 2018
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When you gonna let me yea

When a person says this they are asking to hit
So when you gonna let me yea?
by Yea?? January 1, 2022
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