Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.

Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.

by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011

Two-Headed Coomb

Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.

It's a Two-Headed Coomb!
The Two-Headed Coomb has never held the bloody hammer.

by The Coomb Hunter November 13, 2011

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011

bart head

1:That the back of someones head is completely flat.
2:That the back of someones head is completely flat and has spiky hair.

Have you noticed Omars bart head?

by Zero66601 June 15, 2011

[Leech Head]

A blow job given to a blood covered cock; typically a penis covered in menstrual blood.

Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!

by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011

Three Headed Nobbler

A Purple Dildo consisting of three dildos merged as one: A Three Headed Dildo.

Did you hear? Devin got nailed by a Three Headed Nobbler!

by PhatKid October 24, 2011