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someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.
"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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s me a p o y b

hey gurl s me a p o y b
by imapenisman August 3, 2007
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mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.
He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit
by Custard October 5, 2006
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Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.
by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020
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teach me how to spell my name

you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick?”
by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022
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you just tryna get me talkin

has a gf but doesn’t wanna get caught
girl: man i wanna fuvk

boy: you just tryna get me talkin😫
by lemmalemma55 January 20, 2022
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Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock
"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"
by Your guy ty December 11, 2018
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