Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

Devil Dog

Devil Dog (or Teufelshund)

The Germans (in WWII) called the US Marines Teufelshund (Devil Dog) because they had not encountered such voracity in War Fighters from the French or English before the US entered the war. It was a designation of respect of the Marine's willingness to attack and kick ass. US Marines are called "Devil Dog" to this day to honor the past.

by ZeDoze February 24, 2018

con dog

A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.

Guy:Here comes con dog.
Girl:ooh who’s con dog?

by F.A.B.0234 June 7, 2018

double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

Dog

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.

"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."

by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

Dog

The kindest, cutest thing in the universe

The dog cured my depression.

by Chubbyroll October 15, 2020

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007