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hot air over a turd

Gary: I have to bust ass.

Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!
by jahezzie August 4, 2008
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Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 16, 2008
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sarah's own texas hot pocket

Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.

can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
by mylohyoid May 13, 2008
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Cat on a hot tin roof

A sexual act where the male inserts a candle into his belly button and lights it as the female rides him frantically.
I thought your mom was kinda vanilla but she actually rides a mean cat on a hot tin roof.
by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017
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north carolina hot pocket

When you throw up and shit into a girls vagina and then proceed to stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweater.
Sorry I couldn’t come to the party I was giving Brittany a North Carolina hot pocket
by Cock over 9000 February 20, 2021
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Hot Studly Porn Muffin

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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