by jahezzie August 4, 2008
Get the hot air over a turd mug.An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 16, 2008
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by little itty bitty black dick November 15, 2016
Get the throw the hot dog down the hallway mug.Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
by mylohyoid May 13, 2008
Get the sarah's own texas hot pocket mug.A sexual act where the male inserts a candle into his belly button and lights it as the female rides him frantically.
by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017
Get the Cat on a hot tin roof mug.When you throw up and shit into a girls vagina and then proceed to stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweater.
by Cock over 9000 February 20, 2021
Get the north carolina hot pocket mug.This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.
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by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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