national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day
“hey stacy congrats!”
for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”
by katie.batie August 13, 2024
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national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!
stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”
by katie.batie August 13, 2024
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January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 14, 2023
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The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 02, 2025
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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 23, 2023
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National Threesome Day

A day when a girl gets tag-teamed by two guys
It’s National Threesome Day, let’s go have a threesome!
by yayoitsme November 14, 2020
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National lsp day

National lsp (lumpy space princess) day takes place on February 11th where you and your friends will have a local get together and paint yourself purple and place a yellow star on eachothers forehead then sing the hit song "these lumps" in sync, people also tend to post

appreciation on social media so feel free to do so.
"Oh ma glob Melissa its nearly national lsp day"

"Oh ma lumpin glob its national lsp day tomorrow"
by Miss sugar queen February 10, 2022
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