Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

the big one

The ultimate adventure, World War Two, 1939-1945. The summit of history.

my granpappy done killed 22 SS Officers and 72 screamin' Japanese in the big one, and now this generation tries to out-do him in quantities of gender!

by vegetavegeta333 July 8, 2024

nerding one out

when ur very angery and very educated on a certain topic you could nerd one all over that person

"ryan was nerding one out"

by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024

One low

Means you are chill, comfortably hanging around.

You are hanging up from a call, and tell you friend, one low, keep chilling

by Sister Rock July 15, 2024

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024