One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

One direction

A band that said they where going to come back in 18 MONTHS and now it’s been 6years😀

“See you in 18 months babe”………….. “hey you okay it’s been 6 years🤨”

One direction

by Aisisjdidjxidn September 15, 2021

hun-one

is the verb form of the H1N1 virus. It is used primarily when someone coughs or sneezes on you, and you think they might have swine flu.

Damnit, Mrs. Willowby was "hun-one'ing" all over the back of my neck, in Constitutional Law today. I hope I don't get swine flu.

by FLsurflawyer October 29, 2009

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

One Piece

THE ONE PIECE...
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

Whitebeard: "THE ONE PIECE... THE ONE PIECE IS REAL"

by LittleTicklyMidget March 15, 2025

one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014