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Jack n the Box me Off

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!
by JYW1 January 4, 2011
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square bitches can't stand me

When fake hoes be hating on a nigga
You're ex is mad at you.

"Square bitches can't stand me"
by KiNG of KiNG November 19, 2013
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National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
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National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.
by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021
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A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.
"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."
by danjin May 18, 2009
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buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past
-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"
by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009
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national show me your boobs day

show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)
by Niack October 14, 2020
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