by miraculouslydumb November 08, 2023
Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 02, 2021
If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.
William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures
by Sir Timothy February 24, 2025
by we.give.0.fuks August 09, 2019
by Jagzilla4 January 22, 2020
This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024
National Azzaria day you must treat her with respect and give her all the money she needs especially for her chipotle bowl
She’s really nice to people and everyone should do the same thing.
She’s really nice to people and everyone should do the same thing.
What day is it ? Oh yeah it’s national azzaria day I have to give her 10,000 dollars today I hope she loves it and I hope she enjoys her chipotle today
by Azzaria April 19, 2024