National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.

'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!

by ImDownBad August 18, 2022

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

National kiss Josh day

16th January

It’s national kiss josh day today go kiss josh Aimee

by Jxsh.mxrtin January 15, 2022

National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

by faybitch107492 August 1, 2021

National glaze yo hb day/L mans day

National glaze yo hb (Homeboy) day or L Mans day is a day where you glaze yo homeboy.

(Glazing is a form of being and L mans.)

Glaze= L mans

Hb= Homeboy

What is glazing you may ask? Glazing can root from: Over complementing yo hb or getting on his ahh about everything they do at every given moment.

National glaze yo hb day/L mans day

An example of glaze/ L mans to yo hb (Homeboy) is sending an embarrassing photo of them to a group chat or saying "Bruh ain't you still need my hotspot."

by National glaze yo homeboy day March 28, 2025

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024