A fast one

👌🏼

Person1: look what I’ve got in my pocket
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: 👌🏼 * Pulls a fast one *

by Alec with a c January 9, 2021

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

base one

kissing someone on the lips, in lead up to second base.

"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"

"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"

by Mags Skecthy September 8, 2017

Done one

Executed an action

I heard she ' done one ' on him.
Joe suddenly done one, and was gone.

by sipsipsoodo July 17, 2013

Chucking One

Chucking one has many concepts but it reflects a mood or an action.

Chucking a fat mood
Chucking one in third gear
Na I'm chucking one
You fancy chucking one

by beczyadunkno April 20, 2018