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Person1: look what I’ve got in my pocket
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: 👌🏼 * Pulls a fast one *
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: 👌🏼 * Pulls a fast one *
by Alec with a c January 9, 2021
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Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
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2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"
Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"
Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
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