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One Eyed Trouser Puppy

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.
by MDMJLM October 22, 2011
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no one asked

A very useless comeback.

When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
by anonymous August 4, 2023
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something
“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one
by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022
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One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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The Chosen One

The chosen one is the only one that can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Only Donald J Ticknor.
by DJT1995 September 26, 2020
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