A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 13, 2021
When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.
Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box
Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life
Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life
Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
by thatmanwithautism March 01, 2022
Emily had an amogus butt.
by thr the baddest😍 June 18, 2022
Emily had an amogus butt.
by thr the baddest😍 June 18, 2022
Quit being a grumper butt.
by UnluckySloth February 06, 2025
A drug addict who has had their brain fried that much that the only thing left they know how to do is smoke cigarettes.
Mate 1: What's going on up in there mate? You got nothing but fuckin ciggy butts up there now. You got a ciggy butt brain.
Mate 2: No I don't
Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.
Mate 2: No I don't
Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.
by Reggie 1.01 June 03, 2024
I slammed my dick into her/his Butt Spokes. I rode her/his ass and got my dick caught in her Butt Spokes! I popped her/him in the Butt Spoke!
by Stinky Pussy 69 August 05, 2022