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second hand sex

When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.
I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.
by The Stapler October 27, 2008
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Fat girl sex

"That girl stayed at Mark's place last night."
"Ewwww..Mark is having fat girl sex
by Lunch is free on Tuesdays October 15, 2008
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Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
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Sex trained goat

A goat that has been trained to have sex with humans. They are sometimes taked to an orgy as a curosity and to make it more kinky. Makes a good pet for a pervert.
John's got one of those sex trained goats.
by Deep blue 2012 February 21, 2010
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sex do it for the kids

It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.
Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->
by Kevsedg August 22, 2006
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Chuck Norris sex

The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.

Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"

-Chuck Norris
by Toby Lee Williams January 9, 2009
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Sex trained dog

A dog that has been trained to have sex with humans.featured in some kinds of porn and sometimes brought to an orgy as a curosity or to make it more kinky or as a pet for a pervert ect.
Guss what John's got one of those sex trained dogs.
by Deep blue 2012 December 1, 2009
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