National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by September 27, 2022

National live, not love, hate Kayden day

Every August 22nd everybody hates on Kayden for the day

“Bro it’s August 22nd! you know what that means!?”
“National live, not love, hate Kayden day!!”

by YOGIRL11 August 22, 2022

National slap day

January 19th is the national slap day!
Slap the ass of the person you like/love

Yo, did you know that today is the national slap day?

by MasterTurtle1 January 19, 2024

National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021

National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 26, 2023

National Ignore Ms. Robson Day

None of her students fucking listen
Oct. 27

It is National Ignore Ms. Robson Day. Ms. Robson’s students don’t shut the hell up.

by ur mom 420696969696 October 27, 2021

national appreciate your ex day

on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them

guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine

by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021