One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

cut one from the herd

in a word, to fart.

He cut one from the herd after downing three cans of refriend beans.

by KJ April 8, 2004

On One

The intrinsic feeling experienced in regards to engaging in a relationship with someone with whom you feel a strong attraction and desire for.

Ever since I met this beautiful, unexpectedly unique, and energetically exciting woman, I have been On One for her.

by Thisluckybear February 21, 2023

one push

When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.

punch a grumpy

One push, you're done.

by Doctor Sanchez November 1, 2008

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019

Three Boys One Cup

When 3 males shit in a cup and then proceed to eat it

Yo shafay want to do a Three Boys One Cup?

by ShafayKaAbu December 6, 2020