Dogs Tongue

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue

"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"

by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

dip the dog

One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.

Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.

by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013

dog-ball syndrome

A person with financial or otherwise privilege acts in ANY manner they choose, simply because they are able to.
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"

"He just got that lambo...why did he get it painted like a hot wheels toy?"

"Dog-ball syndrome"

by Mountain_god October 19, 2013

Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.

Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!

by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Chili Dog

The act of a person, after having anal sex, shitting on the mans dick (hense the name).

Tom: So what'd you do this weekend?
Jack: I gave my boyfriend a chili dog.
Tom: Oh, ew.

by socalli August 5, 2012

Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.

There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.

by slipperydick December 15, 2011