zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.

guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.

Zach is undoubtedly the best.

by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021

Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.

Zach is undoubtedly the best.

by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021

Zach

such a bitch heartbreaker looks like a fucking fish thinks he is "aesthetic" but the thing is he dresses like a fuckboy that is just at the corner of your streets fuck you

this michael dude thinks he is cool but the reality is that he is "zach"

by p0s3id0n1sh0t1219 November 22, 2021

Zach

Zach can be a rude person but he means well he's a player but cares about his friends and family alot

Person 1:Hey Zach

Zach: what's up man hey

by Hi hubby November 22, 2021

Zach

He is funny,smart,and can be a bitch when he gets mad but he plays around a lot and messes with people and he is good at video games and usually is skinny and has a bunch of friends and some of them arent loyal but he tries to still be nice and he is ugly.

Zach is so cool I wish I could be with him all the time.

by Zach haters October 18, 2019