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Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023
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Beef Wizard

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing
by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Beef Wizardmug.

Wizard

A famous club iris troller turned pedophile
Wizard is so cool he trolls egirls on club iris
by word slicer January 10, 2022
mugGet the Wizardmug.

Overall wizard

The act of doing every sex act known to man
We're getting the electric chair tommorrow, let's do the overall wizard.
by Penis619 September 3, 2016
mugGet the Overall wizardmug.

wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
by campbell rees February 20, 2009
mugGet the wizard dogmug.

Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based
Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name
by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025
mugGet the Corn wizardmug.

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