A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
by Plains, Trains & Automobiles April 07, 2011
When Urban Dictionary Editors don't post good definitions because 1) it offended tweens 2) cuz they're are wankers.
UD editor: :O OMG that's is racist against tweens and black people
UD publisher: You're a Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)
UD publisher: You're a Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)
by hatingurbandictionary May 13, 2010
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It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!
Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
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