fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

Cortex Vortex

God if I know.

Person 1: What’s a Cortex Vortex?

Person 2: God if I know.

by HereHeisLarry July 12, 2020

The Voreman

He likes vore

Apteryx: The Voreman likes vore

by The Apteryx September 10, 2020

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fatima karbouch

Viens faire une tour de kartbouching mon ami !
Karabouche claqué !

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by KharbouchFatima667EKIP September 27, 2020

kirill vorobev

Figure of speech. Person who do nothing.

Why are you lying all the time? You are kirill vorobev!

by Kirillini November 21, 2020

Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

Almu Vortex

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.

-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”

by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021