Vegan

Person one: is Melissa still talking about being vegan?
Person two: yeah she won’t shut the fuck up about it. Like bitch damn shut up and eat your rabbit food go be sad.

by cosmicgoth February 13, 2021

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veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

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chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

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A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

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