twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.
My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.
by BioBioPup February 28, 2008
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twat-queer

Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.
Jill: I'm thinking about experimenting with women.
John: GOD, you're such a twat-queer!
by anal sleds June 02, 2010
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twat poof

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."
by feefee April 04, 2005
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twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat
ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt
by tomooo184 November 11, 2010
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Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
by Russ and Gus April 17, 2011
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twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 27, 2011
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twat box

Twat box within my team of Manhattan misfits refers to pussy. For some reason, our dear friend EB added "box" to twat and butt. We used to refer to pussy as "box" without the twat. But since EB's insight we now add box onto both vaginal and anal penetration. These terms are reserved for hetersexuals.
Example 1, "She squirted all over when I knocked out her twat box in the reverse cowgirl."

Example 2, "I stuck it up her butt box and pulled out some mudge!"
by general mudge April 16, 2006
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