Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
by MasterofTits November 19, 2009
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Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
by LAGOUT July 21, 2019
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turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"
I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!
by definetheworld November 30, 2014
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turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.
Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.
by Dik chez October 14, 2018
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Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
by River.01 March 04, 2019
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Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
by Uncy Joe August 14, 2017
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turtle cage

a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
by rfv January 16, 2009
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