Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.

"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"

by Liz and Asia June 4, 2007

turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009

turtle-foot

A camel-toe so large that it resembles the foot of a fucking ninja turtle.

Check out the turtle-foot on Sally!

by mildew September 14, 2013

Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

by jj71 August 28, 2014

Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

by Jr LS August 13, 2017

turtle man

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

turtle_farp

A cool username used by only the greatest people. Someone that has a turtle_farp username is just incredible at everything.

Gamer: "Wait, are you a turtle_farp?"
turtle_farp: "Yes I am."

by turtle_farp June 4, 2021